I am Monica, a 28 year old woman who is determined to grow UP and not just grow old, all without losing my childlike wonder and curiosity.
I swear I'm not as cynical as I look in this photo. Promise!
I am [was] a vegetarian, but I can’t say no to eel and avocado sushi.
I am intelligent, but I have the common sense of a rock.
I am interested and passionate about health, but can’t get my fat butt off the couch.
I am sensitive to others, but love to toilet paper people’s houses. And yards. And cars.
I am concerned about the environment, but still can’t remember to turn off the sink while I brush my teeth.
I am patient, but the stoplight outside Panera makes me insane.
I am extremely trustworthy, except when I’m telling outrageous lies to little kids.
I am creative, but also thought it would be a good idea to put orange clay all over my body . . . and ended up orange for three days.
I love Shiba Inus, because they are the perfect combination of adorability and shitheadedness.
And so you can see, I have some exceptions. Read on, there are plenty more where those came from.
It’s this, or utterly spaced out. I only have two facial expressions.
LOL. I think you are just totally oblivious, hence the care for the env. yet you don’t turn off the faucet.. aww, don’t be sad.. you have more common sense than some people I’ve met. :oD
PS. I think your dog might be eating your underwear, not clawing it.. Petey eats mine!!!!!!
I said chewing, not clawing– and oh yeah, she’s definitely eating it. :o)
I took this beautiful photo, I was being a smartass at the time, I believe (wouldn’t surprise me in the least), hence the insane look.
hi inspiration:)
why are you always doing this to me?
i love yoooooou!